"I was initially put off by my family's accusation that I had become a "narcissist" and I should attend asshole camp. However, when my wife threatened me with a divorce it became clear that I had behavioral problems. Dr. Rutherford helped me shed the superficial exterior and clear out the wreckage from my past. My selfish pride and destructive attitudes have disappeared, leaving me a changed man. You can read all about these life-changing experiences in my new book, "Family First" - available in book stores now!"
-Dr. Ben, a renowned expert in interpersonal growth and host of his self-titled, 5-time Emmy award winning talk show "Dr. Ben Cares," is the first celebrity to undergo successful treatment at Evergreen Acres.
"I knew there was a problem when my family gave me an 'ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR' mug for my birthday. Well, after a stint at Evergreen Acres, I have a new mug - 'WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA.' Thanks, Dr. Rutherford!"
"Before arriving at Evergreen Acres, I had an unhealthy obsession with appearance and body image. I repeatedly coerced my six year-old daughter into beauty pageants, which I now realize is a reaction of my own crippling self-esteem issues. As a result of wilderness therapy, I have come to realize that real beauty lies on the inside. Today, I am a healthier and happier person…and I'm ten pounds lighter because of all the hiking we did at camp!"
"You know that guy who takes the middle urinal? And then doesn't flush his dark, stinky urine? Yeah, that used to be me. But now I know proper bathroom etiquette! I'm working my program day by day."
"At asshole camp, I was taught how to find my inner peace and accept the fact that I can't avoid people that enrage me. Like that stupid son-of-a-bitch little league coach that thinks my son should just sit on the bench instead of playing-- OK, wait, wait. Remember to breathe. Ah, yes - that's right. Breathe, Frank, breeeaaaathe."