TESTIMONIALS
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"I was initially put off by my family's accusation that I had become a "narcissist" and I should attend asshole camp. However, when my wife threatened me with a divorce it became clear that I had behavioral problems. Dr. Rutherford helped me shed the superficial exterior and clear out the wreckage from my past. My selfish pride and destructive attitudes have disappeared, leaving me a changed man. You can read all about these life-changing experiences in my new book, "Family First" - available in book stores now!"
-Dr. Ben, a renowned expert in interpersonal growth and host of his self-titled, 5-time Emmy award winning talk show "Dr. Ben Cares," is the first celebrity to undergo successful treatment at Evergreen Acres. |
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"I knew there was a problem when my family gave me an 'ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR' mug for my birthday. Well, after a stint at Evergreen Acres, I have a new mug - 'WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA.' Thanks, Dr. Rutherford!"
- Steven Lentz
"Before arriving at Evergreen Acres, I had an unhealthy obsession with appearance and body image. I repeatedly coerced my six year-old daughter into beauty pageants, which I now realize is a reaction of my own crippling self-esteem issues. As a result of wilderness therapy, I have come to realize that real beauty lies on the inside. Today, I am a healthier and happier person…and I'm ten pounds lighter because of all the hiking we did at camp!"
– Sandy Novotny
"You know that guy who takes the middle urinal? And then doesn't flush his dark, stinky urine? Yeah, that used to be me. But now I know proper bathroom etiquette! I'm working my program day by day."
– David Hennessy
"At asshole camp, I was taught how to find my inner peace and accept the fact that I can't avoid people that enrage me. Like that stupid son-of-a-bitch little league coach that thinks my son should just sit on the bench instead of playing-- OK, wait, wait. Remember to breathe. Ah, yes - that's right. Breathe, Frank, breeeaaaathe."