PROGRAM

hiking forest

After a successful intervention, the asshole is escorted across the country to Evergreen Acres. When the blindfold is removed, assholes will come to the sudden realization that everything they have done up to now has brought them to this remote wilderness location. A brave new journey of self-discovery awaits them.

At Evergreen Acres, troubled adults will find themselves again through reestablishing important basic principles of behavior in their lives. Assholes will be involved in a variety of therapeutic situations designed to teach proven skills to overcome specific challenges. After several weeks in the wilderness, the assholes will begin to understand that their comfort is dependent upon their own choices and willingness to change.

Doctor

Our approach to physical health is quite simple. Daily hikes can do amazing things for the human body. Our diet is all about what the body needs not what we desire which is modeled after the book "It's Probably OK to Eat That" written by Dr. William Peterman.

*Dr. Peterman is licensed veterinarian

Long and short-term goals are updated regularly and our staff will evaluate each asshole's progress and determine when they are ready to leave. Once a loved one leaves Evergreen Acres, we fully expect that you will find them to be much healthier – emotionally, physically and mentally - than he or she was when they arrived.

*our program has a 3% success rate in effecting long term behavioral changes