LOCATION

Evergreen Acres operates in a remote wilderness where assholes are free from the social distractions of their every day lives. Whether spending time in thick forests or fertile plains of northwestern Arkansas, assholes will always be surrounded by beauty. This carefully selected setting is designed to help troubled adults understand the effects of bad choices and teach them the skills to make better decisions in the future.

hiking forest
bedroom bedroom
*Only in selected emergency situations (i.e. snake bites, malaria, bear attacks, sexual molestation by hillbillies) will assholes be allowed to enjoy the use of medical services in Beaver, Arkansas – a 20 mile hike from Evergreen Acres.