Evergreen Acres has treated many troubled adults diagnosed with behavioral problems or less than desirable characteristics, ranging from, but not limited to:

Surly demeanor
Schoolmarm attitude
Passive aggressiveness
Sarcasm in the workplace
Preoccupation with appearance
Narcissistic personality disorder
Recurring self-righteousness
Mean-spiritedness
Obnoxiously obsessed
Willful ignorance
Loudmouths
Pompous asses
Refusing to take no for an answer
Constantly feeding on negative anger to get a point across
Feeling as if the world is revolving around you
Know-it-all jerks Idiots who take fantasy football too seriously
Punching people who disagree with you
Guys who leave the toilet seat up
Conspiracy theorists
Extreme laziness
Won't shut the fuck up
Ignorant racists
Arrogant pricks
Gross flatulence
Abbreviating words when you speak
Always feeling the need to announce your presence
Chatting on phones in gyms or elevators
Celebrities who claim to be environmentalists
Taking up 2 parking spots
Habitually needing favors
Always canceling plans
Coughing on others
Procrastinators
Hypocrites
Line cutters
Litterbugs
Cheaters
Snoopers
Gossipers
Gum snappers
Whistling out of tune
Being mean to animals
People who make up words
People who assume too much
People who don't pick up their dog's poop
People who overuse quotes from movies
People who borrow stuff and never return it
Politicians who won't answer questions
Constant complaining
Always saying "I told you so"
Telemarketers
Lawyers
New York Yankee fans
Overzealous social networkers
Angry pimps
Movie talkers
Noisy eaters
Double dippers
Finishing sentences for others
Getting the benefit of the doubt without having earned it
Whistling at women when they walk down the street
Spammers
Tailgaters
Back washers
Fake laughers
Famous people who give their kids strange names
Teasing dogs through a fence
Drink directly out of the milk carton
Parents who bring little children to r-rated movies
Blaming others for your failure